The Blame Game
The English riots will be over by the time you read this. Some looters will have been arrested and imprisoned; others will be enjoying their new TVs.
Riots and anarchy had to be stopped. Social order had to be restored. Whatever your politics, better to have rule by the Tories than Mad Max.
Prime Minister David Cameron returned early from his vacation to take control of the blaming. He pinned the problem squarely on “a sick society” full of irresponsible parents. His opposition blamed it, at least in part, on Cameron’s own “austerity measures” – cutbacks in police funding and on social programs like youth centers. Cameron’s response was to blame the police for not being “robust” enough.
But it’s more complicated than any of that.
You can’t explain theft that ran from petty to grand, equal numbers of black and white arrests and frightening levels of random violence by blaming it on bad parenting or coddling cops. You can’t explain it by blaming it on any single thing. Or any single group.
So, while politicians play the Blame Game – in which participants start out with an ideological rant, then collect data to support an entrenched position based on a previously held bias – why don’t we try a game of Clue.
Colonel Mustard, if you will please, tell us the way this works:
First pick a Looter:
1. An 11-year-old boy arrested for stealing a trash bin worth 50 pounds.
2. A black unemployed single mother caught on camera examining a purloined pair of sneakers.
3. An 11-year-old foster-home girl who smashed the windows of a clothing shop with rocks.
4. The mother of two who slept through the riots but accepted the gift of a pair of shorts from her roommate.
5. A 16 year old who believed he could bring home a 46” TV on his skateboard without his parents disapproving.
6. A 23-year-old engineering student who was walking back from his girlfriend’s house and took a six-pack of bottled water (worth 3.5 pounds) from a store that was being looted.
7. A 45-year-old banker who drove up housing prices by making bad loans, then sold derivatives made up mostly of the bad loans he’d created.
Next, pick a Thug:
1. The driver of the car that ran down three Muslim men trying to protect their business.
2. A guy who helped a mugging victim to his feet in order to give his partner better access to stealing items from the kid’s backpack.
3. The men who beat to death a pensioner who was trying to stop them from setting fire to trash bins.
4. A law student who joined a pack of rioters trying to set fire to a restaurant – with customers cowering inside.
5. A 46-year-old drunk, bearing a resemblance to the star of the British TV series Shameless who tried to gouge out a policeman’s eye.
6. Vigilantes from a rightwing political party who used the riots as an excuse to stir up racial hatred.
7. Rupert Murdoch – whom we could suspect of conjuring all this just to keep himself off British front pages.
Next pick a weapon:
1) bricks and rocks
2) police stop and search
3) gasoline and matches
4) jobs and training programs
5) a hard line against looters
6) a sensation-hungry press
7) a good tax attorney and accountant.
Next, pick a Villain:
1) Unwed mothers & Absentee fathers
2) “A sick society”
3) The police
4) Profiteering gangs
6) “austerity measures”
7) Rupert Murdoch (game note: you cannot pick him as both a Thug and a Villain)
Finally, match a crime to a punishment:
1. A 14 yr. old girl who stole some clothes.
2. Accepting a pair of shorts from a looter.
3. The theft of billions of pounds.
4. The murder of eight African children.
5. Bribery of police officers and extortion of government officials.
6. Destroying people’s livelihoods.
7. Stealing a six-pack of water bottles.
A. Pfizer Pharmaceutical pays $175,000 each to families of four of the eight dead children. No payment to the dozens that were disabled.
B. Punishment depends on whether its vandal youth burning businesses or UK corporations sending work to India and China.
C. 5 months prison.
D. Rupert Murdoch may not get to buy Skye TV. Or he still may.
E. Remanded to custody of her parents who were “too busy” to show up at her trial.
F. A bailout that enabled banks to make billions more.
G. Six months prison.
(Answers: 1E, 2C, 3F, 4A, 5D, 6B, 7G)
The first player to find a Clue must share it with the Prime Minister - who doesn’t appear to have one.
Bonus points if you can predict when this classic game is going to make a comeback in the U.S.
destruction of private property. The rich worship it; the poor barely know what it is.
The English riots have barely been reported on – let alone explored – by the U.S. press. Don’t think it’s not coming there. But with guns, not bricks.
10/25/2011 12:46:03 am
That was a riot.
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